Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny Christmas T-Shirt

White / XS
$24.95
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Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a White t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in White, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Back of the plain White t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Ice Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of an Ice Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Ice Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Sport Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Sport Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Sport Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Military Green, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Military Green t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Military Green t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Graphite Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Graphite Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Graphite Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Dark Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Dark Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Indigo, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Indigo t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Indigo t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Dark Heather Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Navy, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Navy t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Navy t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a White t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in White, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Back of the plain White t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Ice Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of an Ice Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Ice Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Sport Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Sport Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Sport Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Military Green, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Military Green t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Military Green t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Graphite Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Graphite Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Graphite Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Dark Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Dark Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Indigo, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Indigo t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Indigo t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Dark Heather Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny t-shirt in Heather Navy, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny print on the front of a Heather Navy t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Navy t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Santa Beer in Each Hand Funny Christmas T-Shirt

$24.95
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A laughing vintage-style Santa toasts with a full beer glass in each hand inside a wooden badge trimmed with holly, pinecones, and hops, under a retro script slogan about drinking his way through the holidays. It’s a funny gift for the relative who handles the season one drink per hand. Perfect for Christmas parties, brewery runs, and white elephant exchanges.

A soft, lightweight cotton tee that leans into cheeky vintage holiday humor. The print is a wooden badge-style graphic with a rosy, laughing Santa raising a full beer glass in each hand — that double pour is the whole joke — framed by holly, pinecones, and hops. Arched above him in retro red script is “Double Fisting,” with “Through the Holidays” finishing the line in green block letters below. The muted, worn-in palette gives it the feel of an old tavern sign — funny, familiar, and unmistakably festive.

Product features

  • Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
  • Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look
  • Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
  • DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized, tear-away inner label for comfort

Fit & sizing

  • Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
  • Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
  • Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Printed to order — here is the timing

  • Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
  • Daily cutoff: order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and it goes on the press the same day. After that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
  • Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
  • Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Tracked, US addresses only.
  • Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026.
  • Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.

Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.

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