Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest Christmas T-Shirt

White / XS
$24.95
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Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest Christmas T-Shirt

$24.95
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Santa stares out from a copper-and-wood crest in black sunglasses and a swirled beard, with the printed confession “Dear Santa, I can explain… and then some.” It’s made for the friend or family member who lands on the naughty list every single year. Wear it to ugly-sweater parties, family gatherings, or anywhere a little holiday mischief is welcome.

A soft, lightweight tee built around a vintage-styled Santa crest with real attitude: black sunglasses, a curled mustache, and a swirled sculpted beard set against a copper-and-woodgrain shield trimmed with holly. The printed text delivers the punchline — “Dear Santa” arcs across the hat’s fur band, and a banner below the beard reads “I can explain… and then some.” Deep reds, coppers, and warm browns give the artwork a handcrafted, slightly irreverent feel that fits relaxed, creative wardrobes. Pull it on for holiday parties or lazy December weekends and let the shirt do the confessing.

Fit & sizing

  • Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
  • Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
  • Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Fabric and print

  • Solid White is 100% cotton; heather and grey colors are a cotton/polyester blend.
  • Lightweight unisex crew-neck tee with a ribbed collar.
  • The design is printed onto the shirt after you place your order.

Care

  • Turn inside out and machine wash cold with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Do not bleach or dry-clean.
  • Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Where it is made and how long it takes

  • Printed in and shipped from: Hong Kong or mainland China. Every item is printed to order at our production partners there and shipped directly to your US address with tracking.
  • Production: 2–4 business days. Order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and printing starts the same day; after that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
  • Transit: 7–12 business days from Hong Kong or mainland China to a US address, so 9–16 business days in total.
  • Shipping: $5.95 flat, free on orders over $59. US addresses only.
  • Import duties and customs fees: included in the price and paid by us. Nothing is due on delivery.
  • Christmas 2026: order by December 1, 2026.
  • Returns: 30 days from delivery to our US returns address in Texas. No restocking fee.

Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.

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