Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest Christmas T-Shirt
Santa stares out from a copper-and-wood crest in black sunglasses and a swirled beard, with the printed confession “Dear Santa, I can explain… and then some.” It’s made for the friend or family member who lands on the naughty list every single year. Wear it to ugly-sweater parties, family gatherings, or anywhere a little holiday mischief is welcome.
A soft, lightweight tee built around a vintage-styled Santa crest with real attitude: black sunglasses, a curled mustache, and a swirled sculpted beard set against a copper-and-woodgrain shield trimmed with holly. The printed text delivers the punchline — “Dear Santa” arcs across the hat’s fur band, and a banner below the beard reads “I can explain… and then some.” Deep reds, coppers, and warm browns give the artwork a handcrafted, slightly irreverent feel that fits relaxed, creative wardrobes. Pull it on for holiday parties or lazy December weekends and let the shirt do the confessing.
Fit & sizing
- Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
- Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
- Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.
Fabric and print
- Solid White is 100% cotton; heather and grey colors are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Lightweight unisex crew-neck tee with a ribbed collar.
- The design is printed onto the shirt after you place your order.
Care
- Turn inside out and machine wash cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach or dry-clean.
- Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Where it is made and how long it takes
- Printed in and shipped from: Hong Kong or mainland China. Every item is printed to order at our production partners there and shipped directly to your US address with tracking.
- Production: 2–4 business days. Order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and printing starts the same day; after that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
- Transit: 7–12 business days from Hong Kong or mainland China to a US address, so 9–16 business days in total.
- Shipping: $5.95 flat, free on orders over $59. US addresses only.
- Import duties and customs fees: included in the price and paid by us. Nothing is due on delivery.
- Christmas 2026: order by December 1, 2026.
- Returns: 30 days from delivery to our US returns address in Texas. No restocking fee.
Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.