Dear Santa I Can Explain Sunglasses Crest Christmas T-Shirt
Santa stares out from a copper-and-wood crest in black sunglasses and a swirled beard, with the printed confession “Dear Santa, I can explain… and then some.” It’s made for the friend or family member who lands on the naughty list every single year. Wear it to ugly-sweater parties, family gatherings, or anywhere a little holiday mischief is welcome.
A soft, lightweight tee built around a vintage-styled Santa crest with real attitude: black sunglasses, a curled mustache, and a swirled sculpted beard set against a copper-and-woodgrain shield trimmed with holly. The printed text delivers the punchline — “Dear Santa” arcs across the hat’s fur band, and a banner below the beard reads “I can explain… and then some.” Deep reds, coppers, and warm browns give the artwork a handcrafted, slightly irreverent feel that fits relaxed, creative wardrobes. Pull it on for holiday parties or lazy December weekends and let the shirt do the confessing.
Product features
- Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit — no side seams — for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching and keep shape
- DTG/DTF printed artwork: durable, vivid print on front and optional DTF sleeve or neck label prints
Fit & sizing
- Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
- Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
- Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Printed to order — here is the timing
- Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
- Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
- Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).
- Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.
- Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.
Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.