Merry Christmas I’m Drunk Santa Beer T-Shirt

A vintage badge-style Santa in dark sunglasses raises an overflowing beer mug beneath bold red letters reading “Merry Christmas,” with “I’m Drunk” on the banner below. It’s a laid-back joke tee for ugly-sweater parties, bar nights, and low-key holiday hangs. A solid gift for the friend who treats Christmas Eve like happy hour.

This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful holiday edge — a vintage-style Santa with shades and a frosty mug, captioned “MERRY CHRISTMAS” in bold retro type. The soft, smooth ring-spun cotton feels comfortable all day, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and durable. Wear it at cozy get-togethers, low-key holiday parties, or while lounging with friends to show off a cheeky, laid-back festive vibe.

Product features

• Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
• Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

Fit & sizing

• Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
• Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
• Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Printed to order — here is the timing

• Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
• Daily cutoff: order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and it goes on the press the same day. After that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
• Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
• Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Tracked, US addresses only.
• Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026.
• Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.

Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.