Merry Christmas I’m Drunk Santa Beer T-Shirt

A vintage badge-style Santa in dark sunglasses raises an overflowing beer mug beneath bold red letters reading “Merry Christmas,” with “I’m Drunk” on the banner below. It’s a laid-back joke tee for ugly-sweater parties, bar nights, and low-key holiday hangs. A solid gift for the friend who treats Christmas Eve like happy hour.

This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful holiday edge — a vintage-style Santa with shades and a frosty mug, captioned “MERRY CHRISTMAS” in bold retro type. Wear it at cozy get-togethers, low-key holiday parties, or while lounging with friends to show off a cheeky, laid-back festive vibe.

Fit & sizing

• Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
• Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
• Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Fabric and print

• Solid White is 100% cotton; heather and grey colors are a cotton/polyester blend.
• Lightweight unisex crew-neck tee with a ribbed collar.
• The design is printed onto the shirt after you place your order.

Care

• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach or dry-clean.
• Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Where it is made and how long it takes

• Printed in and shipped from: Hong Kong or mainland China. Every item is printed to order at our production partners there and shipped directly to your US address with tracking.
• Production: 2–4 business days. Order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and printing starts the same day; after that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
• Transit: 7–12 business days from Hong Kong or mainland China to a US address, so 9–16 business days in total.
• Shipping: $5.95 flat, free on orders over $59. US addresses only.
• Import duties and customs fees: included in the price and paid by us. Nothing is due on delivery.
• Christmas 2026: order by December 1, 2026.
• Returns: 30 days from delivery to our US returns address in Texas. No restocking fee.

Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.