Holiday Meltdown Snowman Martini Christmas T-Shirt
A dapper snowman in a top hat melts into a martini glass under a red “HOLIDAY MELTDOWN” sign, complete with a cocktail umbrella, vintage bulb lights, and a slushy puddle pooling at the stem. It’s the shirt for anyone running on holiday chaos and counting down to cocktail hour. Great for Christmas parties, white elephant exchanges, or surviving December with a sense of humor.
A soft, breathable tee printed with a playful winter scene: a top-hatted snowman with a red scarf melting into a classic martini glass beneath a red wooden “HOLIDAY MELTDOWN” sign. A tiny cocktail umbrella leans over the glass while strings of vintage Christmas bulbs and hanging ornaments frame the slow-motion slush, right down to the puddle pooling at the stem. The design balances cheeky cocktail-hour humor with cozy nostalgia — the kind of shirt that sparks laughs at small gatherings, lazy movie nights, or while wrapping gifts by lamplight. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it slides easily into everyday December wear.
Fit & sizing
- Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
- Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
- Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.
Fabric and print
- Solid White is 100% cotton; heather and grey colors are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Lightweight unisex crew-neck tee with a ribbed collar.
- The design is printed onto the shirt after you place your order.
Care
- Turn inside out and machine wash cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach or dry-clean.
- Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Where it is made and how long it takes
- Printed in and shipped from: Hong Kong or mainland China. Every item is printed to order at our production partners there and shipped directly to your US address with tracking.
- Production: 2–4 business days. Order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and printing starts the same day; after that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.
- Transit: 7–12 business days from Hong Kong or mainland China to a US address, so 9–16 business days in total.
- Shipping: $5.95 flat, free on orders over $59. US addresses only.
- Import duties and customs fees: included in the price and paid by us. Nothing is due on delivery.
- Christmas 2026: order by December 1, 2026.
- Returns: 30 days from delivery to our US returns address in Texas. No restocking fee.
Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.