Ho Ho Holy Sh*t I Need a Beer Funny Santa Christmas T-Shirt

A retro cartoon Santa in blacked-out sunglasses raises a frothy mug under a cheekily uncensored ‘Ho Ho’ punchline that lands on ‘I Need a Beer.’ It’s a natural pick for ugly-sweater parties, Friendsmas hangouts, and any host who pours the drinks before wrapping the gifts. Makes an easy gag gift for the beer lover who keeps the holidays loose.

A laid-back, cheeky tee that brings holiday humor to cozy nights and casual outings. Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton and a classic crew cut keep comfort front and center while a vintage-style Santa graphic—sunglasses, frosty mug, and the phrase “Ho Ho Holy Sh*t – I Need a Beer”—adds a tongue-in-cheek twist to seasonal gatherings. Wear it when you want to loosen up the mood at friends’ houses, pass around laughs at an office party, or relax by the fire with a drink and good company. The muted, slightly weathered colors pair easily with denim or joggers and age into an even more lived-in look after every wash, so it keeps its personality year after year.

Product features

• Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
• Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, comfortable fit
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
• DTG/DTF printed graphics for vivid, durable artwork (sleeve/neck labels printed via DTF)

Fit & sizing

• Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
• Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
• Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Printed to order — here is the timing

• Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
• Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
• Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).
• Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.
• Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.

Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.