Drink Drank Drunk Reindeer Wine Trio Christmas T-Shirt
Three tipsy baby reindeer lounge in glasses of red, white, and rose beneath the words “Drink. Drank. Drunk.” on this graphic tee. One wears a Santa hat, one round glasses, and one a holly flower crown, all set against a rustic wooden barrel backdrop. It’s a funny pick for wine-loving friends at holiday parties, Friendsmas, or ugly-sweater night.
This soft cotton tee turns wine night into holiday comedy. Three wide-eyed baby reindeer lounge inside oversized wine glasses — one red, one white, one rose — in front of a rustic wooden barrel trimmed with ornaments and a tiny Christmas tree. The fawn on the left wears a knit Santa hat and striped scarf, the middle one peers through round glasses, and the one on the right sports a holly flower crown, while cookie-style lettering below delivers the punchline: “Drink. Drank. Drunk.” It’s the kind of print that gets a laugh before the first toast is poured.
Product features
- Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed design for vivid, durable artwork
Fit & sizing
- Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
- Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
- Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Printed to order — here is the timing
- Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
- Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
- Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).
- Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.
- Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.
Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.