Funny Cat I'm Only Here for the Presents print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Funny Cat I’m Only Here for the Presents Christmas T-Shirt

White / XS
$24.95
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Funny Cat I'm Only Here for the Presents print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Funny Cat I’m Only Here for the Presents Christmas T-Shirt

$24.95
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A thoroughly unimpressed cartoon cat sits tangled in colorful Christmas lights with its Santa hat askew, above the words “I’m Only Here for the Presents.” It’s a natural gift for cat owners with a dry sense of humor, and a low-key way to stay festive at family gatherings without trying too hard.

A lightweight, cozy tee featuring a grumpy holiday cat tangled in colorful lights and wearing a Santa hat. The muted, playful illustration sits low on the front and is paired with cheeky text that reads “I’m only here for the presents,” giving the shirt a deadpan sense of humor. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic crew neck make this shirt easy to layer or wear on its own. It feels lived-in from the first wear and carries a subtle festive vibe without screaming holiday décor—great for quiet get-togethers, casual holiday errands, or lounging at home while gifts are unwrapped.

Product features

  • Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
  • Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
  • Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
  • Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes

Fit & sizing

  • Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
  • Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
  • Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Printed to order — here is the timing

  • Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
  • Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
  • Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).
  • Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.
  • Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.

Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.

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