Dear Santa Before I Explain print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans

Dear Santa Before I Explain Funny Christmas T-Shirt

White / XS
$24.95
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Dear Santa Before I Explain print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a White t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in White, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Back of the plain White t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Ice Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of an Ice Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Ice Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Sport Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Sport Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Sport Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Military Green, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Military Green t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Military Green t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Graphite Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Graphite Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Graphite Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Dark Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Dark Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Indigo, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Indigo t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Indigo t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Dark Heather Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Navy, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Navy t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Navy t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on a White t-shirt, folded beside a straw hat and jeans
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a White t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in White, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Back of the plain White t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Ice Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of an Ice Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Ice Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Sport Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Sport Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Sport Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Military Green, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Military Green t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Military Green t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Graphite Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Graphite Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Graphite Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Dark Heather, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Dark Heather t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Indigo, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Indigo t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Indigo t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Dark Heather Grey, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Dark Heather Grey t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain t-shirt in Heather Navy, worn by a woman seated on a rug
  • Dear Santa Before I Explain print on the front of a Heather Navy t-shirt, laid flat on white
  • Back of the plain Heather Navy t-shirt, no print, laid flat on white
Dear Santa Before I Explain Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Dear Santa Before I Explain Funny Christmas T-Shirt

$24.95
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A carved-wood style badge asks the season’s most loaded question: ‘Dear Santa, Before I Explain, How Much Do You Know?’ — topped with a plush Santa hat and framed by a candy cane, holly, and pinecones. It’s a funny fit for anyone whose nice-list status is up for debate, from office pranksters to the family troublemaker. Wear it Christmas morning or to any holiday party where explanations may be required.

A soft, lightweight tee with a cheeky holiday design that reads like a wink to anyone who’s ever bent the rules. The shirt’s festive print — candy canes, holly, and a Santa cap — sits front and center, turning a simple white tee into a playful conversation starter. Wear it during cozy movie nights, holiday cookie-baking marathons, or while exchanging small, laughter-filled gifts. The fabric drapes gently, feels smooth against skin, and keeps the print vivid wash after wash, so the humor stays intact through every season of celebrations.

Product features

  • Solid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²).
  • Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
  • Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
  • DTG/DTF printed graphics for vibrant, durable holiday artwork

Fit & sizing

  • Unisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.
  • Sold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the Size Guide.
  • Measurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Printed to order — here is the timing

  • Production: 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.
  • Transit: 7–12 business days to a US address — 9–16 business days total.
  • Shipping: $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).
  • Christmas 2026 cutoff: order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.
  • Returns: 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.

Ships from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email support@urbanteelabs.com and a person will answer within 24 business hours.

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