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The printed text delivers the punchline — “Dear Santa” arcs across the hat’s fur band, and a banner below the beard reads “I can explain… and then some.” Deep reds, coppers, and warm browns give the artwork a handcrafted, slightly irreverent feel that fits relaxed, creative wardrobes. Pull it on for holiday parties or lazy December weekends and let the shirt do the confessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSolid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton\/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g\/m² (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular knit — no side seams — for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching and keep shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDTG\/DTF printed artwork: durable, vivid print on front and optional DTF sleeve or neck label prints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMeasurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePrinted to order — here is the timing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDaily cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and it goes on the press the same day. After that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransit:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–12 business days to a US address — \u003cstrong\u003e9–16 business days total\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e $5.95 flat, free over $59. Tracked, US addresses only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas 2026 cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by December 1, 2026.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. 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