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It’s a design any cat household will recognize on sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSolid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton\/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g\/m² (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular knit without side seams for a smooth, flattering look\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to resist stretching\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDTG\/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels printed via DTF) for vivid, durable color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSold in XS through 5XL. 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Nothing is printed until you order it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransit:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–12 business days to a US address — \u003cstrong\u003e9–16 business days total\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e $5.95 flat, free over $59. Express $14.95 (5–9 business days total).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas 2026 cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by December 1, 2026 on standard, or December 10, 2026 on express.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? 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