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Wear it when you want to loosen up the mood at friends’ houses, pass around laughs at an office party, or relax by the fire with a drink and good company. The muted, slightly weathered colors pair easily with denim or joggers and age into an even more lived-in look after every wash, so it keeps its personality year after year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSolid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton\/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g\/m² (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDTG\/DTF printed graphics for vivid, durable artwork (sleeve\/neck labels printed via DTF)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSold in XS through 5XL. 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Nothing is printed until you order it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDaily cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and it goes on the press the same day. After that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransit:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–12 business days to a US address — \u003cstrong\u003e9–16 business days total\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e $5.95 flat, free over $59. Tracked, US addresses only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas 2026 cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by December 1, 2026.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. 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