{"product_id":"funny-christmas-cat-t-shirt-define-good-first-santa-holiday-tee","title":"Define Good First Santa Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA guilty-faced tabby cat in a Santa hat sits tangled in Christmas lights beside a knocked-over wine bottle, under the headline “Define ‘Good’ First, Santa” with “Paws \u0026amp; Rewind: I Can Explain” printed below. It’s a spot-on gift for cat owners whose trees never survive December intact. Wear it to family gatherings, gift exchanges, or lazy holiday mornings supervised by the real household menace.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, lightweight tee that wraps holiday humor and cozy comfort into one. The shirt features a playful Christmas cat illustration—wrapped in lights and flanked by tiny trees—with cheeky lettering that reads like a mischievous holiday confession. Wear it on laid-back days when you want to bring a little seasonal mischief to a family gathering, gift exchange, or casual winter outing. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and the clean crew neckline keeps the look simple so the art can steal the show. Built to hold shape through repeated wears and washes, this shirt blends everyday comfort with a wink of festive personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSolid White: 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather and grey colorways: cotton\/polyester blend — the heather effect requires blended yarn. Lightweight 153 g\/m² (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrints applied with DTG and DTF methods (sleeves and neck labels via DTF) for vibrant, long-lasting graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, true to size for a regular fit. Size up one for a relaxed or layering fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSold in XS through 5XL. Exact garment measurements are on the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMeasurements are taken flat on the garment, with a tolerance of up to 1.5 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePrinted to order — here is the timing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–4 business days. Nothing is printed until you order it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDaily cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order before 6:00 PM Central Time on a business day and it goes on the press the same day. After that, or on a weekend or US public holiday, it starts the next business day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTransit:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–12 business days to a US address — \u003cstrong\u003e9–16 business days total\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e $5.95 flat, free over $59. Tracked, US addresses only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas 2026 cutoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e order by December 1, 2026.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30 days from delivery, back to our Texas address. No restocking fee, ever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips from our production partner’s facility in the United States. We ship to US addresses only. Questions about fit? Email \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@urbanteelabs.com\"\u003esupport@urbanteelabs.com\u003c\/a\u003e and a person will answer within 24 business hours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Urban Tee Labs","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":55192649924927,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-XS","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55192649957695,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55192649990463,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55192650023231,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55192650055999,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192650088767,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192650121535,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192650154303,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":55192650187071,"sku":"UTL-2717-WHITE-5XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":55192650219839,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-XS","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":55192650252607,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":55192650285375,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":55192650318143,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":55192650350911,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192650383679,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192650416447,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192650449215,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":55192650481983,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHER-5XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":55192650514751,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-XS","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":55192650547519,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":55192650580287,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":55192650613055,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55192650645823,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192650678591,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192650711359,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192650744127,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":55192650776895,"sku":"UTL-2717-SPORTGREY-5XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":55192650809663,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-XS","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":55192650842431,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":55192650875199,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":55192650907967,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55192650940735,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192650973503,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192651006271,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192651039039,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":55192651071807,"sku":"UTL-2717-DARKHEATHERGREY-5XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":55192651104575,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-XS","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":55192651137343,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":55192651170111,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":55192651202879,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55192651235647,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192651268415,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192651301183,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192651333951,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55192651366719,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERNAVY-5XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":55192651399487,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":55192651432255,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":55192651465023,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":55192651497791,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192651530559,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192651563327,"sku":"UTL-2717-GRAPHITEHEATHER-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":55192651596095,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":55192651628863,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":55192651661631,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55192651694399,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192651727167,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192651759935,"sku":"UTL-2717-ICEGREY-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":55192651792703,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":55192651825471,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":55192651858239,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":55192651891007,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192651923775,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192651956543,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192651989311,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERINDIGO-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":55192652022079,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-S","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":55192652054847,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-M","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":55192652087615,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-L","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":55192652120383,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55192652153151,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-2XL","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55192652185919,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-3XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55192652218687,"sku":"UTL-2717-HEATHERMILITARYGREEN-4XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/5589\/2799\/files\/9250110655496132544_2048.jpg?v=1787660440","url":"https:\/\/urbanteelabs.com\/products\/funny-christmas-cat-t-shirt-define-good-first-santa-holiday-tee","provider":"urban tee labs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}